Why am I doing maths, ( complaining—they can hear rustling, the shift of bed springs and blankets, ) —oh, come on,
I am estimating, ( because someone is a big princess rolled over onto his belly and impossible to wrench the sheet out from under, ) —I don't know, six and a half at full mast?
( audibly, but clearly not directed at lexie (or anyone with her), )Spoilsport.
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You know what they say about-- Oh come on!
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No one's is a foot, that's insane. Maybe half when he's hard.
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In inches, Gigi!
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I am estimating, ( because someone is a big princess rolled over onto his belly and impossible to wrench the sheet out from under, ) —I don't know, six and a half at full mast?
( audibly, but clearly not directed at lexie (or anyone with her), ) Spoilsport.
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muffled: ]
That's quite enough, Gigi.
[ presumably his hand held out for the crystal, more shifting noises that are definitely someone sitting up. ]
Goodnight, Lady De La Fontaine.
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Good night, Lord Provost.
[ ...and then ] I expect your contributions shall be appreciated deeply.
[ aaayyy get it, Gwen~
Lexie out. ]